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My Dog Said You're a Hoe
The Dog Said You’re a Hoe Hat from The Mad Hatter Company is made for the ones who appreciate bold humor and aren’t afraid to stir things up. Featuring clean “Dog Said You’re a Hoe” embroidery, this hat brings playful sarcasm with a design that’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
Perfect for nights out, tailgates, concerts, and weekends with friends, this hat delivers the perfect mix of personality, humor, and everyday style. Whether you're wearing it for the laugh or just leaning into the joke, the Dog Said You’re a Hoe Hat is built to start conversations wherever you go.
Made with premium materials and a structured front panel, this hat holds its shape while the adjustable snapback closure provides a comfortable fit all day long. Stitched in Georgia for long-lasting quality, this Mad Hatter Company hat is built for everyday wear with attitude to match.
Features
• Bold embroidered “Dog Said You’re a Hoe” design
• Available in Retro, Flat Bill, and Trucker hat styles
• Structured front panel for a clean, classic fit
• Adjustable snapback closure for a comfortable one-size-fits-most fit
• Durable construction built for everyday wear
• Embroidered and Decorated in Georgia for quality and durability
• Designed by The Mad Hatter Company
Details & Fit
The Dog Said You’re a Hoe Hat features a structured crown for a clean look and an adjustable closure that stays comfortable all day (and night). Choose your preferred style — Retro, Flat Bill, or Trucker — depending on whether you want breathable everyday comfort or a more modern streetwear look.
FAQ
Is this hat unisex?
Yes. The Dog Said You’re a Hoe Hat is designed as a unisex snapback that looks great on anyone.
Will it fit larger heads?
The adjustable snapback closure provides a flexible fit for most head sizes.
Why we are different
All our hats are shipped in boxes embroidered in the USA
Shipping
Orders are shipped out in 3-5 business days
Manufacturing
Located in Tifton Georgia bringing you the best hats in america
- The quality of this hat is incredible, from its construction to its stitching.
- Great quality! From the stitching to the hat itself. Everything I wanted.
- THIS IS MY FAVORITE HAT EVER! Such a convo starter too!
C
I love my hat!! The fit of it is amazing and I always get so many compliments on it.
E
Retro Field Camo/ Natural
i love my hat! fast shipping!
P
Absolutely love everything about this hat!! People always ask where I got it and I get so many compliments EVERY time I wear it. Maybe I need it in Black too?
T
I love it!!! Seeing people’s faces drastically change when they read it, also cracks me up!! It’s hysterical and only cool people that aren’t hoe’s, laugh and tell me they love it too. My new favorite hat! Also, my dog would say it to your face which is why she and I bond so well.
Y
Love the hat. I have received a lot of compliments ☺️
S
Great quality! From the stitching to the hat itself. Everything I wanted. Itching to buy more! Keep it up guys!
A
The hat is very well made and the printed phrase is something my friends and I would come up with! It made the perfect gift!
The only issue I had was with customer service. I kept waiting for USPS to deliver but it was ‘stuck in transit’. I contacted USPS, tried to get a refund after a month. Ended up ordering an extra one (the color I wanted was sold out that time) because it was a gift. Tried several months to get the company to replace the other one. After months, MANY emails and them not taking action to refund the 1st one, they eventually sent a replacement.
k
Love this hat so much!! Was a little skeptical to wear it at first (simply because I didn’t want to offend anyone, especially since I wore it for the first time to the vet) but everyone loved it and appreciated the cute joke! Love the fit style of the hat as well!
N
This was my 1st hat purchase from the company and since I have bought three more! All their hats are well made and the embroidery is top notch. People smile and make comments any time I’m wearing one.
M
I adore this hat. The fit of it is absolutely perfect, and the material is great. I will no doubt be ordering again from the Mad Hatter! And if you knew my dog..... he absolutely would say you're a hoe.
A
Great hat, great quality!
S
I am obsessed with this hat.. gives the energy I’m looking for :D and makes people laugh which is a plus
E
Bought this for my daughter and she thought it was the funniest, best gift!
C
The hat fits perfect. Good quality. Arrived quick. Bought one for me and one for a friend.
P
Great hat. Will be ordering more.
F
Live these hats
F
Amazing hats
T
Love it
I
Retro Olive
The color is the best
S
I love this hat! Everyone loved it and asked where I got it!
K
Retro Black/Natural
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HAT EVER! Such a convo starter too! No matter where I go everyone loves it!
C
The quality of this hat is incredible, from its construction to its stitching. Everywhere I wear it, within a matter of minutes, people start giggling amongst their friends and pointing at my hat. That’s soon followed by one of them approaching me to ask where I purchased it, while the rest chime in on it being the best hat ever.
T
My nephew loved this gift. These hats are great
A
Love it
R
Love all my stuff and this hat is my favv
R
Hi
J
The hat is for my daughter and she loves it! I also love it, great quality! I want to order one for myself.
M
Love it!
