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My Wife Will Kill You - madhatter
  • My Wife Will Kill You - madhatter
  • My Wife Will Kill You - madhatter
My Wife Will Kill You

My Wife Will Kill You

$35.00
Color7 Panel Black

It is not a threat, it is a public safety announcement embroidered for your protection, and the My Wife Will Kill You hat is a hall of fame best seller among country hats for married men everywhere. Wear it to the tailgate, the lake, or the bar and watch trouble politely excuse itself, in Flat Bill, Trucker, Retro, Grandpa, Flexfit, and 7 Panel styles.

Each style carries a structured front panel and crown, snapback versions adjust to fit most while the Flexfit stretches for a snug, clean fit, and every hat is embroidered and decorated in Georgia by The Mad Hatter Company. It comes in 12 colorways: Retro Red/Natural, 7 Panel Black, Flat Bill Rope White/ Red, Retro Bottomland/Khaki, Flat Bill Black/White with White Rope, 7 Panel Bottomland/Black, Trucker Black, Flat Bill Black, Flexfit Black, 7 Panel Bottomland/ Loden/ Bottomland, Flat Bill White, Trucker White, one size fits most.

Sizing

High-Profile 7-Panel

Seven panels with a seamless front, so there is no seam running through the design. Tall structured crown, flat bill. Adjustable snapback, one size fits most.

Closure: Adjustable.

Measurement One Size
Head Circumference 58.0
Front Height 17.8
Side Height 17.0
Back Height 12.0
Back Opening Height 6.0
Back Opening Width 8.5
Visor Length 18.0
Visor Width 6.75

All measurements in centimetres.

STITCHED STATESIDE

Designed and embroidered in Tifton, Georgia, so every stitch on your hat was put there by somebody in the USA.

SHIPPING

Orders ship in 3 to 5 business days, with free shipping on orders over $100 and 30 days to change your mind.

WEARS IN, NOT OUT

Hats and apparel are built to soften up in the right ways and hold their shape everywhere else.
  • Great material and bold red color! Arrived so quickly too.
  • My husband loves this hat, and it fits perfect!
  • Hat looks exactly like the pictures
  • 5 stars: 9 (90%)
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  • 1 star: 1 (10%)
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R.Q.

Hat looks exactly like the pictures

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Hunter

Exactly as pictured

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A.T.

My husband loves it

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Lindsey b.
Retro Bottomland/Khaki

My husband loves the hat.

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Morgan B.

I received the hat for my husband and I absolutely love it!! Great material and bold red color! Arrived so quickly too. Great company to order from and will be buying more from them.

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Douglas M.

I spent 40$ on a hat and I never received it. I emailed to talk yall I never received it and you told me I don’t pay the extra money to make sure it was delivered and that yall don’t do your deliveries so it’s not your problem. Absolutely at all costs do not use this company for a hat there are plenty of other companies you can buy from. They take your money and don’t deliver the products. Stay away!

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Ashley J.

Got the hat delivered before the estimate time and its great my husband loves it and wears it out all the time! Definitely would order from this company again!!!

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Sarah W.

My husband loves this hat, and it fits perfect!

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Hilary N.

Great quality! Love it!

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Melissa

Got this for my husband on Fathers day and he loved it!!!!! Im personally obsessed and now think I might need the matching shirt.

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