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Make the message unmistakable. The “My Dad Will Kill You” snapback hat is a bold, funny, and slightly unhinged warning cap made for anyone with a protective dad—or a sense of humor that doesn’t need explaining. Featuring high-contrast, premium embroidered lettering on a structured front panel, this hat holds its shape and reads loud and clear from across the room. Each cap is stitched in-house in Georgia by The Mad Hatter Company for a clean, consistent finish you can wear on repeat. Whether you’re headed to a tailgate, road trip, concert, or just want a conversation-starter in your everyday rotation, this embroidered snapback delivers. Choose the look that fits your style with multiple silhouettes—Trucker, 7 Panel, Retro, or Flat Bill—then lock in the fit with an adjustable snapback closure. Premium embroidered “My Dad Will Kill You” text (not printed) Structured front panel for a classic snapback profile Style options: Trucker, 7 Panel, Retro, Flat Bill (varies by selection) Adjustable snapback closure (one size fits most) Stitched in Georgia by The Mad Hatter Company FAQ Is this hat unisex? Yes—this is a one-size-fits-most snapback designed for everyday wear. Is the design embroidered? Yes, the phrase is stitched/embroidered for durability and a premium look. Which style should I choose? Pick Trucker for breathability, 7 Panel for a modern structured fit, Retro for vintage vibes, or Flat Bill for a sharper street look. Fair warning.
My Dad Will Kill You Snapback Hat - Embroidered Cap
$35.00
Less Mass. More Mad.
Born from a backyard idea, not a boardroom.
Georgia-Made Quality
Handcrafted in Chula, Georgia.
