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Boat and Hoes T-Shirt | madhatter

Boats N Hoes T-Shirt

$34.00
POCKET DETAIL100% COTTONTRUE TO SIZE
ColorWhite 100% Cotton (Comfort Colors)
Size

Some anthems get sung, Boats N Hoes gets printed on a tee and worn to the marina like a uniform. The Boats and Hoes T-Shirt is the boating shirt for boat ramps, sandbars, and bachelor party weekends where the only rule is nobody’s behaving. One of those funny t-shirts for men and women that does the talking before you even crack a beer.

Soft cotton-blend, Boats N Hoes graphic, unisex fit that runs true to size — tough enough for whatever happens after dark. 4 colorways: White, Chambray, Black, and Grey (all Comfort Colors), sizes S–XXXL. Designed by The Mad Hatter Company.

Sizing

Relaxed / Classic Fit

True to size.

Lay your best-fitting shirt flat on a table and compare it to the measurements below.

MeasurementSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest Width (flat)18.2520.2522.024.026.027.75
Shirt Length26.528.029.2530.7531.532.5

All measurements in inches.

These do not shrink.

Please allow for a standard manufacturing tolerance of plus or minus 0.5 inches.

STITCHED STATESIDE

Designed and embroidered in Tifton, Georgia, so every stitch on your hat was put there by somebody in the USA.

SHIPS IN DAYS

Orders ship in 1 to 2 business days, with free shipping on orders over $75 and 30 days to change your mind.

WEARS IN, NOT OUT

Hats and apparel are built to soften up in the right ways and hold their shape everywhere else.

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